Yo Nature! Still waiting for those cicadas I was promised. Was it a lie? Did you lie to me, Nature?
In other news, I am now accepting applications to be my new paramour! Any takers? ANYone? Okay, I admit that I can’t pay you, except in my affection, which is essentially worthless. Also, the benefits are… not so great. Unless you like pie!
That is all. I am not unhappy, just restless.
la-meilleure-amie:
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie, via eccecorinna)